My Will

I had a real bad dream yesterday, i saw myself being chased, hit by a truck on a bridge,falling in a river n then finally getting drowned(it seems that all form of death sentences are covered) so i woke up horrified only to realize it was 8 in the morning,had a sense of relief( reality is better only after a nightmare) and also it was saturday so i decided to bask in my bed again. But then a strange thought occupied me wat if i die today, there's nothing strange about it nobody is gonna live forever.Wat am i going to give this world back and the answer was "a lot", the world would not be deprived of the natural resources i would be wasting,and there would be one less person to increase pollution,corruption also population.So i am giving world really something back
but whats gonna happen to all my stuff. So i decide to make my will.

Starting with my Activa, i would like to bestow my 4-stroke,102cc,7 bhp Honda Activa to Abhishek, the fellow is always available if you need anything in varanasi, whole branch looks up to him for assistance in varanasi so i guess activa would be of great help to u.I got this Activa as my birthday gift in 11th n i hope u would do justice to it.

Then comes my laptop, i would like to give Ashwani the possession of my laptop, he still uses some computer dated back to biblical times, this computer of his which he refers to as "super" computer has 256 MB RAM, is unable to play HD print videos and god (n Ashwani) knows requires which different buttons to be pressed n some patting to get started. Ashwani i hope u can watch new HD trailors without any difficulty now.

The possession of my mobile goes to Nitin, though he has the most durable n robust(i may also use the term vintage) mobile set in branch,i m not sure wen did nokia stopped manufacturing this model.The battery of his mobile is kept in place with the help of some plastic. Nitin u can take my nokia 6670 set,and i have got it's battery replaced last year(or last to last year) wen BL-5c batteries were exploding. I got this phone as a gift for qualifying JEE so keep it
safe.

Now my Sony Camera n accessories goes to Saurabh Srivastava, Hero u can click as many pics as u want.The camera has 5x optical zoom n 10X digital zoom with HD video recording.There is something more i would like to give u, u have all my creams n face-wash ,so enjoy.

I have got a 5 litre Cool Jug, n i give Daga it's possession, though the cool jug has not been used for a long time, u would have to give it a thorough wash before using it. It would be of great assistance wen there is water shortage in Marudhar Exp( actually it's a passanger) after Bharatpur.

I would like to give my extra table i have got to Vinod Kumar Dauliya, so that he may easily organise CS in his room. Now u have to pester one person less while organising CS.

Vivek will have the possession of all my bedding. We had been room-mates for 2 years n i want to show some gratitude. I know you like rock hard bed but u may give it a try.

Anmol,u can have my bucket and mug ( if i get it back, somebody has taken but not returned), you would no longer have to look for an extra bucket wen u wash ur clothes after a month( or two may be).You can also have the purple colour t-shirt we bought for Goa as i m sure i m not gonna wear it anywhere except Goa.

Bajpai, u can have my Ray-ban glasses( yes it's not original,though it has ray-ban trademark at 6 places as on original,it's of glass not fibre n came with a case ..wat more u expect from Rs 120/- investment). I got it from Karol Bagh, delhi.I am sure these glasses will give you more dashing looks than the previous glasses you wore.

I have a set of artistic knives, i bought from mussourie and Rajmani can have it's possession. Although it quite dangerous to handle you those seeing your temperaments , but you seem to like them. So you can keep them.

I have got some Electronics items like bread-board,micro-controllers,optical sensors type of stuff and i would like Laxman and Jaini to have it's possession.I know u will get the most use of that stuff.

Rohit Verma you can have my trunk, and can use it as a table when the group parties or plays card.Now u don't have to cover ur bed with newspapers while eating.

Yogesh u have all my books. I know only you may do justice to them either by reading them or selling at half-prices at parade,kanpur.

Shivam n Sachin you have the possession of all the edibles things i leave after dying.Katta you have my laptop bag, Vaibhav u may have my simple college bag ( now you don't have to use ur bat-man bag any more).Surri n Bhatti you may keep the money u owe me(if you don't return till then).

Now comes the number of crazy-gang, Harshit u can have my personal diary( keep it to urself ONLY), devanshi u have the collage ( it's one of my best gift), Saurabh n Aditya u have my wrist watches( i love my watches), Ashu u can have my electric shaver which i haven't used once. Aarti,Vernika,Vaisahli,n Rajat u can divide watever i have in my BHU-SBI account (although it's not much but it's the only stuff left). All my jeans,t-shirts,jackets n shoes goes to
my brother Abhishek.

So here's my will, i know i haven't given u much but these r only things i have, so enjoy. I have one last wish u make, Please pour half my ashes in Ganges,Varanasi n half in the beaches of Goa.I just remembered some lines from bon jovi's song:

Each night I go to bed
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
No I ain't looking for forgiveness
But before I'm six foot deep
Lord,I got to ask a favor
And I'll hope you'll understand
'Cause I've lived life to the fullest
Let the boy die like a man.

P.S. This "will" is valid only till this semester as i may lose possession of some my things after this semester.And if death turns out to be a murder none of u will get anything.Everything should go to charity.